Revelations

Judging from this most recent photo of Mr. Nye, it appears that he hasn't changed, and has no plans to ever change. When scientists explained to Mr. Nye that he has been suffering from the cruel disease "Clown Shoes Waytoo-Tighreous, he squirted them in the face with a fake carnation, which he has stretegically placed on his rainbow colored MooMoo, honked his own bulbous red nose, which played the tune from that old  Mexican siesta standard "La Kookeracha" with an antique musical automobile horn, ar such a high volume, that it further stunned the men of science, who had not even recovered from the fake carnation atack!

 

One of the scientists, speaking under protection of uninomity, said this "we were just trying to help the poor diluded man, when he struck out without warning and flew into an insane clown rage. The next thing we knew we were

each hit point blanck in the face by a fake, squirting white carnation, and before we could catch our breath, we were sent flying backwards into some needle sharp cactus plants, which was odd because we were in New York.

 

Before we could deploy our giagantic butterfly net to subdew Mr. Nye, he hopped into a tiny volkswagon car with 13 accomplices. The last thing we saw was his bright orange hair waving wildly in the wind as he made his get away.

 

Authorities are cautioning the public that if anyone sees Mr. Nye do not approach him, call the police and leave the vacinity immediately!

Police believe Mr.Nye has plenty more novelty joke weapons up his sleeves, and in his huge clown suit pockets, which could be used against innsent victims causing intense laughter, and a very real danger of having cotton candy stuck in your hair, which can take up to four hoit showers to remove.